According to dictionary.com, 'monger' means "a person who is involved with something in a petty or contemptible way" or "a dealer in or trader of a commodity". I feel this accurately portrays what I am - I pettily piddle around writing novels, yet I somehow hope to sell these novels someday. I pride myself in being perfectly abnormal, thank you very much, and in having very eclectic tastes.
My ambition is to get my first novel published by the time I leave college, and to one day become moderately well-known. We shall see.